'Squiffy' definitions:
adjective
Very drunk [syn:
besotted,
blind drunk,
blotto,
crocked,
cockeyed,
fuddled,
loaded,
pie-eyed,
pissed,
pixilated,
plastered,
slopped,
sloshed,
smashed,
soaked,
soused,
sozzled, squiffy,
stiff,
tight,
wet]
- Squiffy \Squif"fy\ (skw[i^]f"f[y^]), a.
Somewhat intoxicated; tipsy. [Slang] --Kipling.
[Webster 1913 Suppl.]